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- 32, Male
- Houston, TX
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Eric is a simple man. He enjoys lasagna, sword fights, talking in the third person, and nothing else. He knows dozens of ways to please a woman and will always be better than you. Sometimes his farts smell like freshly baked cookies.
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My uncle Jay sails the sea and sees the future. He says in twenty years we will all wear mohawks and dresses and vintage aviator goggles and eat all our meals in pill form. Everyone will strive to become completely androgynous, and our highest compliment will be "What the hell are you?".
He says the sea never changes, though, which is why he loves her. He also says ducks are metaphors for other, larger ducks.
In other news, my microwave only works when the door is open. I'm seriously thinking about using a stick to dangle a potato on a string in front of it so I can have something hot to eat without havng to use the stove.
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Total Medals Earned: 409 (From 82 different games.)