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31, Male
Location:
Houston, TX
Joined:
10/16/07
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Eric is a simple man. He enjoys lasagna, sword fights, talking in the third person, and nothing else. He knows dozens of ways to please a woman and will always be better than you. Sometimes his farts smell like freshly baked cookies.

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HI! I never forgot about you.

2007-10-16 21:27:57 by Dappergent

My uncle Jay sails the sea and sees the future. He says in twenty years we will all wear mohawks and dresses and vintage aviator goggles and eat all our meals in pill form. Everyone will strive to become completely androgynous, and our highest compliment will be "What the hell are you?".

He says the sea never changes, though, which is why he loves her. He also says ducks are metaphors for other, larger ducks.

In other news, my microwave only works when the door is open. I'm seriously thinking about using a stick to dangle a potato on a string in front of it so I can have something hot to eat without havng to use the stove.


Recent Game Medals

Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen Medal Stats.
Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe Medal Stats.
Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss Medal Stats.
Beardy Basher 10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel Medal Stats.
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel Medal Stats.
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick) Medal Stats.
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1 Medal Stats.
Child Chomper 5 Points 01 - Eat kid Medal Stats.
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped Medal Stats.
Patience 10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 409 (From 82 different games.)